Pretzel Logic
Three years. For three years, BallWonk sat under the awning of that little tiki bar on the beach, you know the one, drinking coconut-lime rum drinks and watching the Nats on TV. All silent-like. “Hey,...
View ArticleOrigin of the Silver Slugger
Far across the galazy, a young third baseman on the planet Zim-Ra trembled before the world-consuming might of Galacticus and weighed an awful choice. He could have the cherished Gold Glove if only he...
View ArticleHundreds for Posey but Not One Vote for Natsiah
Just one vote, for pity's sake. If Jeannette Rankin were still around to vote for Rookie of the Year, she totally would have cast her lone ballot for Strasburg. But Washington’s most famous...
View ArticleSun Rises in East: The Jesus Injured Again
What's this day of rest shit? The bad news: The Jesus is off of his Venezuelan League team’s roster with an injury. The good news: The Jesus hurt his calf, not his shoulder again. And even a Nats...
View ArticleThen Again, Probably Not
Jim Bowden would have been all over this. From the Beckett Blog, a baseball card we probably will not see in 2011. But given the Nationals recent habit of claiming to make serious offers to every...
View ArticleTwo Bits for Werth?
Werth and teammates at Citizens Bank Park According to Yahoo Sports, newly minted Right Fielder for Life Jayson Werth is gonna need a trim. Said GM Mike “Rizzo” Rizzo, ”The team policy is, facial hair...
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